Montag, 19. Juli 2010

Wie Polizeiarbeit wirklich zu funktionieren hat!

Der Russische FSB, sog. Nachfogler des KGB hat neue Befugnisse erteilt bekommen. Selbstverständlich wird das wieder auf alle möglichen weisen dargestellt, wie ich das verstehe?

Der FSB darf jetzt Leute zu einem Gespräch einladen, find ich Super!

'Hey Junge, du machst probleme glauben wir, was is da dran?'

Die Fragen bevor sie Schiessen, gibt Länder in dennen ist das anders...
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Donnerstag, 15. Juli 2010

Nie Ein Huhn killen wenn Affen dabei sind und der zweite Weltkrieg!

Was macht ein Affe wenn man ihn rettet, einen arm ein bein amputiert und bei sich zuhause aufnimmt? lest selbst ;) 'Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey'

Ausserdem habe ich ein altes stück Internetgeschichte (imho) rausgekramt, Viel spass bei:

If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room
traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined
the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like
panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight
me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the
luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant
afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur
worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me
an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t
u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont!
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the
other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed
my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im
gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im
comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before?
sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a
commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos
the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax
hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to
say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging
hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are
fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this
game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why
dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left
the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay
gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won
the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats
bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me
for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the





A Chinese man who saved a one-armed, one-legged monkey says the primate has paid him back - by killing all of his chickens.

Li Chun, from Menghai village, Yunnan province, says the monkey has become a member of his family since he nursed it back to health.

It has become to devoted to the family and performs many chores around the home - but it also copies everything Li does.

When it saw him crack some eggs to make a meal it went into the hen coop and smashed all of the eggs it could find.

And when Li slaughtered a chicken, the monkey copied him and has since killed about 80 chickens, reports the Chuncheng Evening Post.

"From then on, whenever it's not occupied, it jumps into the chicken pen, and kills the chickens, no matter how big or small, and tries to pluck them," said Li.

"His record is nine chickens in one day. The lesson I have learned is to never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey."

Li found the seriously injured monkey in a forest more than a year ago when it jumped into a basket on his back.

He found the monkey's right arm and left leg were rotten and took it home where he cut off the decayed limbs and gave it anti-inflammatory medication.

He nursed the monkey back to health and it made an astonishing recovery, putting on weight and soon started to help around the home.

It helps look after Li's dog's puppies and even wiped away Li's tears when he was grieving the death of his father.

Li said: "It sat besides me quietly and extended his only arm to wipe the tears on my face. He would softly pat my face and head, and look at me with great sympathy."

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